Sunday, March 27, 2011

Opossum Sausage Recipe

Opossum Sausage Recipe

First. Kill a hog and remove 5 feet of intestines. Discard the rest of the hog. Clean the intestines as much as possible.
Catch a possom. Ummm for the next part. Uh....darn they have the cutest eyes. Get a sharp knife. Uh wow, this is hard. Discard the knife....Scratch behind his ears. ...
Aw the hell with it. Go dig out that hog carcas and gnaw on it awhile.

-Bob Gurkin